2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size? - Yes.
3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs? - Yes.
4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity? - No. I'm still not married.
5. Do you swear under celibacy? - No.
6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to? 24.
7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex? No.
8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex? No.
9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission? Yes.
10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? A friend's parent's bedroom, with another friend.
11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex? outdoor. car is a bit too uncomfortable.
12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not? 13. Friends told me.
13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"? Yes.
14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too) I have one right now.
15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too) Please read previous answer.
16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? Yes.
17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) With porn, without porn, in the shower, in the bedroom, in bed, on the couch, work toilet.
18. What is your bra/penis size? 7 and then some inches.
19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member? Yes.
20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? A toothbrush :P
21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better? intimate. It's the best.
22. When was the last time you masturbated? Yesterday.
23. When was the last time you had sex? Two weeks back.
24. When was the last time you watched porn? Last night.
25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? A cock ring?
First sex toy? A vibrating nip clamp thingie.
If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? Maybe a vibrating dildo.
26. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? Nips.
27. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? Head of my cock.
28. What color/type of underwear are you wearing? Black.
29. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Yes. Did it include sexual actions? No.
30. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? No. Did it include sexual actions? No.
31. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Yes. Did it include sexual actions? No.
32. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? Yes.
33. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? Can't remember. I wank regularly.
34. Which wet dream was your favorite? Ones where I am having sex with sexy celebs - Raggi, Kevin Smith et al.
35. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? No. The ones I do have sex with are fwb.
36. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? YEAH! FUCK YEAH!
37. Have you ever masturbated with someone? Yes.
38. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member? Yes. And never with a family member since I was 3. Super weird.
39. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you? Doggy.
40. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? No.
41. Are you into any BDSM? Little bit. But I like being dom.
42. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? SO MANY TIMES. Coz they're straight lol. Or, I am too shy to tell how I feel about them, coz they are my boss. Or just random strangers I meet regularly on the bus everyday.
43. Turn on's? Smile, Eyes, Lips, Nips, Ass, Good Smell, Confidence, Hygiene.
44. Turn off's? Bad Hygiene, Fake-ness in any sense.
45. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover? Yes. Yes.
46. Have you ever had phone sex? Yes. Video sex? No. Chat box sex? No.
47. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on? Can't think of any.
48. Do you like dirty talk? Yes.
49. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Yes, can be. Masturbation? Not really when I am by myself.
50. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Yes. Who/what? Somebody walked into me wanking.
51. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story? Please read above.
52. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story? Shot my ex in the eye :P
53. What kind of porn do you like to watch? Chubby , Bear porn.
54. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome) Straight porn from the 80s.
55. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under? Chubbies.
56. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched? Hentai.
57. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? yes. How much older? 20 yrs older. Younger? Yes. How much younger? College kid - 18-19
58. Favorite sex toy (if any)? Nah.
59. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex? No. Haven't faced that yet.
60. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel? No.
61. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? I have. What about a tumblr follower? No.
62. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them? Yes.
63. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos? Yes.
64. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? yes. yes.
65. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?) Yes.
66. When was the first time you achieved orgasm? when i masturbated for the first time.
67. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way) No.
68. Favorite type of oral? recieving.
69. Strangest sexual positon you've tried? Reverse cowboy.
70. Have you ever made up a sexual postion? Not really. Every position imaginable has already been discovered.
71. Do you like to be dominant or submissive? mostly dominant.
72. Have you ever masturbated to someone? yes.
73. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them? yes.
74. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? Yes. No.
75. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Yes. Are they still beneficial? Yes.
76. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner? Yes.
77. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else? Yes.
78. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's? No. No.
79. Birth control or condoms? Condoms.
80. Do you ever masturbate to porn? yes.
81. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them? yes. no.
82. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active? they surely know of it. My mum once confronted me coz she found a porn mag on my table.
83. Do you have any STDs? No.
84. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity? Does Ron Swanson count?
85. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"? the whaa...?
86. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral? I don't swallow, or have cum anywhere near my face.
87. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else? yes. Yes.
88. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time? No.
89. Have you ever experiented with the opposite sex? Once. I'd maybe like to experience it again. But I am too shy to approach anyone. Is anyone reading this?
90. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious? Intended.
91. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone? Yes.
92. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity? Yes.
93. Does your lover know if you have masturbated? yes. but not actively, every single time.
94. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant? Yes.
95. Do you like masturbation? Yes.
96. (Asker's ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes? Depends who's asking, and where you are.
That's a lot of questions I answered. I am looking to have sex, now that I am single. So, if anyone reading this is in London, UK, and fancies a good-looking chaser, gimme a shout. Of course, cute and white chubs and bears only - just a preference darling. Send me an ask innit. Maybe we can kik or something, and take it from there. Cheerio!